February 2011
310 posts
i farted
and then lied about it.
get over it.
HA.
i literally found an empty dimebag of cocaine outside of my apartment today.
it still makes me laugh.
South Sudan Referedum: 99% Vote For Independence →
blackacrylic:
Some 99% of South Sudanese voted to secede from the north, according to the first complete results of the region’s independence referendum.
A total of 99.57 percent of those polled voted for independence, according to the referendum commission.
Early counting had put the outcome of the ballot beyond doubt, indicating Southern Sudan had secured a mandate to become the world’s...
January 2011
200 posts
omg
hookah and chicken curry up in this place.
all i need is a samosa and a bindi and i’m SET.
Dear straight boy,
don’t hang out at the gay bar. really. i go there to get away from old men like you. but thanks for the free drinks.
i am an ingrate.
better to win by admitting my sin than to lose...
is there a fuckyeahevaperon tumblr??? i need to make one…
Party Like it's 1999
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
...
super duper crushin
currently:
checking weather to see when rain will end.
this is so cal.
may i just repeat…
puppies. and a man. mumford and sons. and perfection.
…..and STEAK!!
this weekend I....
1. got crunk
2. got lapdance lessons from the best
3. went to a food truck festival
4. assembled a grill
5. puppies and a boy man
6. got molested up in da club
7. continue to have the best roommates in the world
8. continue to have the greatest friends in the world
….and it’s not even over yet.
Girls with the same face in every picture.
awkwardshortkid:
paula deen makes this post.
“And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.”
– Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via quote-book)
