January 2011
200 posts
God forgive me, I’m drinking bottom shelf vodka. Shoot me.
uh oh...?
on yelp the club i’m going to tonight- which i just bought a 20 dollar ticket for, mind you- is described as a hellhole.
December 2010
179 posts
On all there is to say.
dearcoketalk:
I did something stupid. I was drunk tonight and I emailed some random guy I talked to on a chat room nude pictures of myself. Nude’s too nice a word. I was naked. I’m so worried that he’s going to splash them over the internet now, you can’t fully see my face but I’m worried that if you knew me you’d recognise me. What can I do??? I know that I’ve been a stupid bitch. If they do...
HEY-O!!!!!!!!
i just bought a corset at fredricks for THIRTEEN dollars and my boobies are like…
The thought of going back to school on Monday...
tumblrwasmyidea:
pandamonium
i want to be the panda of every life situation.
so next semester i will be living with someone who is a full time student and i will have someone to walk to chapel/school with.
queef!! i’m so happy!!
That awkward moment when you get thrown out of a...
lolz
LITTLEBAGSOFCOCAINE: Gemini Woman →
littlebagsofcocaine:
The Gemini female is symbolic of the modern intelligent woman, questioning every convention and/or tradition. She is fun to know, although sometimes difficult to pin down. Her view of life is quite original and her mental qualities are first-class, but she is blessed with a light touch and is…
2011 - Let's learn some proper English...
cooltobealittlesummerwind:
I unfollowed someone because they said “2011 - Let’s make this year more better than the last!”
When people say "i love guys with tattoos"
theonenooneknows:
jordiejordie:
errrrrrr no, you love hot guys with tattoos making them hotter.
If this guy had a couple of tattoos would you fancy him?
oh lol!
STOP POSTING SHIT ON FACEBOOK ABOUT TUMBLR.
lifeisglamorous:
itsperfectlyimperfect:
goddamn, you’re attracting the fuckin world. tumblr stays on tumblr, don’t tell your friends at school about it.. holy .
People at my school go on facebook and they’re like “Oh Tumblr blah blah blah” And I always have to tell them to delete the post. THESE PEOPLE DO NOT BELONG ON TUMBLR.
On poop.
dearcoketalk:
Why the fuck do some sexist, misogynist men and self loathing women think by any stretch of logic that women don’t poop?
Ugly girls poop, but pretty girl poop is a myth. Only eighties music and rainbow sherbet comes out of our butts.
(Chill out, stinky. This kind of ridiculousness deserves to be laughed at. You need to have a sense of humor, otherwise when real sexism and...
this blog is too quality to have as few a number of followers as it does.
so i’m like
the white girl on the news has an awful weave.
“(919) I’ve created a drink called, “watching the sound of music with...”
– texts from last night. HA
Reblog if you're that one friend who always thinks...
mizumaru:
lemimi:
I am that friend.
Yeaaaaah!
That awkward moment when Mom/Dad starts yelling at...
callmealiciax3:
The fuck did I do?
<3
